Unexpected. Uninvited.

Nobody wants to shop for this.


Curated items for cancer with a modern feel. Sprinkled with a little humor for the absurdity of having cancer and trying to live with it.


No clichés. No pink ribbons. Just good stuff for real life.

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Gift Sets

The Low Key Comfort Bundle – Wool Socks, Cotton Beanie, Hot Cocoa & Mints

The Low Key Comfort Bundle – Wool Socks, Cotton Beanie, Hot Cocoa & Mints

$65.00
The Settle Bundle – Ribbed Beanie, Botanical Lotion, Lip Balm & Mints

The Settle Bundle – Ribbed Beanie, Botanical Lotion, Lip Balm & Mints

$55.00
The Wrapped Bundle – Gauze Throw, Cable-Knit Socks, Hot Cocoa & Mints

The Wrapped Bundle – Gauze Throw, Cable-Knit Socks, Hot Cocoa & Mints

$95.00
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Hats

Cuffed Skull Beanie with Safety Pin – 100% Acrylic, Soft Knit

Cuffed Skull Beanie with Safety Pin – 100% Acrylic, Soft Knit

$25.00
Distressed Beanie – 100% Cotton, Grunge Knit, Thermo-Regulating

Distressed Beanie – 100% Cotton, Grunge Knit, Thermo-Regulating

$40.00
Everyday Ribbed Beanie – Viscose & Nylon Blend, Wide Cuff

Everyday Ribbed Beanie – Viscose & Nylon Blend, Wide Cuff

$35.00
Slouched Beanie – Bamboo & Satin-Lined, Lightweight & Cooling

Slouched Beanie – Bamboo & Satin-Lined, Lightweight & Cooling

$40.00

Blankets and Throws

Oatmeal Cotton Knit Throw Blanket

Oatmeal Cotton Knit Throw Blanket

$80.00
The Fidget Weave Throw Blanket

The Fidget Weave Throw Blanket

$70.00
The Barely There Gauze Throw Blanket

The Barely There Gauze Throw Blanket

$60.00
Quiet Hours Throw Blanket

Quiet Hours Throw Blanket

$75.00

Socks

Knee-High Cable Knit Socks – Acrylic Blend, 22" Inseam

Knee-High Cable Knit Socks – Acrylic Blend, 22" Inseam

$35.00
Leg Hugs 100% real cotton

Leg Hugs 100% real cotton

$40.00
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Unhinged 2AM Google Search Merchandise

Do I Have to Pay Taxes If I Have Cancer? | 2AM Unhinged Google Searches

Do I Have to Pay Taxes If I Have Cancer? | 2AM Unhinged Google Searches

$34.99
What Tree Do I Have to Hug? | 2AM Unhinged Google Searches

What Tree Do I Have to Hug? | 2AM Unhinged Google Searches

$34.99
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The Archive

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Some people bring bad jokes.

Some people bring casseroles.

Some people bring opinions nobody asked for.

Some people just bring themselves.

Those who show up are the ones who you remember.

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