The Audacity

Cancer didn't knock. Didn't ask if this was a good time. Didn't even say sorry. We curate soft stuff for dealing with the squatter who won't take a hint.


No pink ribbons. No pep talks. Just good stuff for real life.

GET THE SOFT STUFF

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Gift Sets

T-Shirts

T-Shirts

Throws

Headwear

Socks

Gift Sets

The Daily Damage Control Set

The Daily Damage Control Set

$60.00
The Recovery Set

The Recovery Set

$100.00
The Hibernation Set

The Hibernation Set

$115.00
Better Than a Casserole Cozy Gift Set

Better Than a Casserole Cozy Gift Set

$120.00
The Not Today Set

The Not Today Set

$65.00

Unhinged 2am Google Searches

Do I Have to Pay Taxes If I Have Cancer?
Do I Have to Pay Taxes If I Have Cancer?

Do I Have to Pay Taxes If I Have Cancer?

$28.99
What Kind of Tree Do I Have to Hug? Tee

What Kind of Tree Do I Have to Hug? Tee

$28.99
How Do You Politely Refuse a Casserole? Tee

How Do You Politely Refuse a Casserole? Tee

$28.99
Can I Sue Cancer for Emotional Damages? Tee

Can I Sue Cancer for Emotional Damages? Tee

$28.99
What are the chances this is a misdiagnosis? Tee

What are the chances this is a misdiagnosis? Tee

$28.99

I Said What I Said

Cancer Sucks a Bag of D's Tee
Cancer Sucks a Bag of D's Tee

Cancer Sucks a Bag of D's Tee

$28.99
Cancer Zero Stars Tee

Cancer Zero Stars Tee

$28.99
Cancer, Fuck All The Way Off

Cancer, Fuck All The Way Off

$28.99
Cancer: The Audacity Tee

Cancer: The Audacity Tee

$28.99
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Throws

Oatmeal Cotton Knit Throw Blanket

Oatmeal Cotton Knit Throw Blanket

$59.50
The Sensory Throw

The Sensory Throw

$52.00
The Unwind Throw

The Unwind Throw

$48.00
The Ruffle Throw

The Ruffle Throw

$59.50
The Side Quest Throw

The Side Quest Throw

$70.00

Hats

Cuffed Skull Beanie with Safety Pin

Cuffed Skull Beanie with Safety Pin

$14.00
Distressed Beanie – 100% Cotton, Grunge Knit

Distressed Beanie – 100% Cotton, Grunge Knit

$20.50
Everyday Ribbed Beanie – Viscose & Nylon Blend, Wide Cuff

Everyday Ribbed Beanie – Viscose & Nylon Blend, Wide Cuff

$15.00
Slouched Beanie – Bamboo & Satin-Lined, Lightweight & Cooling

Slouched Beanie – Bamboo & Satin-Lined, Lightweight & Cooling

$21.00
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Socks

Knit Happens Socks

Knit Happens Socks

$29.00
Leg Hugs 100% real cotton

Leg Hugs 100% real cotton

$14.00
Lowkey Toasty — Camel Wool Blend Socks

Lowkey Toasty — Camel Wool Blend Socks

$27.00
Bamboo Blend Short Crew Socks – 3-Pair Assorted Set

Bamboo Blend Short Crew Socks – 3-Pair Assorted Set

$21.50
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The Archive

Not every story changes your life. Some are about a scan. Some are about Tuesday. Some are funny. Some are frustrating. Some are so ordinary they only make sense if you've lived them. If you've got one, we'd love to read it. Share yours: hello@blyndsided.com
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Some people bring bad jokes.

Some people bring casseroles.

Some people bring opinions nobody asked for.

Some people just bring themselves.

Those who show up are the ones who you remember.

But here we are