- Description
It showed up without knocking. Didn't ask if this was a good time. Took your sleep, your plans, and your hair without so much as a sorry.
Someone should pay for that. So you googled it at 2 a.m.
Here's what the internet came back with: three personal injury ads, a Reddit thread titled "asking for a friend (the friend is me)," and one law firm chatbot that said "Tell us more about your accident." It was not an accident. It was rude.
The official answer: you can't serve papers to something with no address, no assets, and no shame. Believe us, we looked into it.
Neon letters. Soft cotton. For anyone keeping a detailed list of grievances.
Heads up: this runs small. Size up.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); heather blends vary
- Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric, breathable
- Slim fit with a longer body length
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams so it keeps its shape
- Tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean
