- Description
Maybe they mixed up the files. Maybe there's another person with your name and birthday walking around feeling totally fine. Maybe the machine was having an off day. It happens. Probably.
So you googled it at 2 a.m.
Then you googled the follow-up: what else could this be mistaken for?
Your brain came up with a very reasonable list:
- A really bad cold
- Stress
- A pulled something
- Too much coffee
- Not enough coffee
- Mercury in retrograde
- A curse from that lady you cut off in the Costco parking lot
Here's what the internet came back with: a forum post from 2011 about someone's coworker's cousin, a headline that said "Doctors Hate This," and a lot of people telling you to get a second opinion. Fair. You were going to do that anyway. And a third. And maybe ask the receptionist what she thinks.
The official answer: the internet doesn't know either. But everyone who's been here has typed this exact question at least once.
Neon letters. Soft cotton. For the part where your brain is still negotiating.
Heads up: this runs small. Size up.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); heather blends vary
- Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric, breathable
- Slim fit with a longer body length
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams so it keeps its shape
- Tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
